Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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