Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
how does that bad decision feel?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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