i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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