True but thats because hes a fetus.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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