I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Randomize
