didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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