You're my little dorito
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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