We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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