We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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