I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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