Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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