found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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