i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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