oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He shit in the fireplace
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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