How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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