Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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