I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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