i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket