Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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