your room smells of hookers.
And success
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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