I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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