Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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