I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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