I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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