it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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