so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So much rum. So many feels.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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