There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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