David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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