We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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