my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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