sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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