I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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