What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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