I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
they need to just BURY HIM!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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