How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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