Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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