so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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