So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Everclear isn't food dammit
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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