I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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