I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
The best revenge is premature balding
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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