He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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