Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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