He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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