Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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