She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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