AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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