lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
In America we eat man semen.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't deserve a penis
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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