Having a random hookup so left but love u
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
