Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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