He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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