I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
