Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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