you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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