Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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