i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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