I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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