As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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