The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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