Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
